WTF Did Your Kid Say?

 

What The F%&k did your kid just say?

This is a section where you can write the crazy things your kids say.

 I know my son says the most random things at the most random times. Like one morning I was getting my Zumba on before anyone woke up and he comes out and starts laughing at me and asks me what I am doing? I said I am exercising. He left it at that, or so I thought. When I was done and started packing his lunch for school he said mom why were you exercising I said because I need to lose some weight. He said “well mom your still fat.” Oh kids can be so brutally honest all I could do was laugh. I did explain to him that just because I worked out one time didn’t mean I would be skinny I would have to do it all the time to lose weight. Not that he understands. 

Here is one from Krystal's daughter:

I took my daughter to the mall one afternoon to have a little girl time, she is 5 and in awe of makeup. She talks about how she's not pretty enough because she's not allowed to wear make up. She and I have had this talk several times and I always try to press that she is beautiful and doesn't need makeup. So that night getting ready for bed she tells me, "Mom, you'd be much prettier if you wore too much makeup. Those girls at the mall were way more prettier than you." My heart sank, I'm very conservative with make up and wear it but its very neutral toned so she can't see it. I didn't know how to respond, I wanted to cry right then and there. But I sucked it up and said, "Well G honey, thanks for the tip. I'll try and remember that the next time." 

My son has said some pretty funny things and so have Krystal's kids.  Kids can be brutally honest, there is no filter, or censorship they call it like they see it. Sometimes it's so funny and random and other times it's just damn right rude, but that's the beauty of it all. They're just kids and still learning the laws of life. Like you just don't say shit like that!!!!! 

As time goes on we will be sharing more of the damnedest things our kids have said with you here in this blog. I just wanted to give you a brief idea of how this section is going to work. Have your kids said crazy random things to you? Have they called someone fat in public?  Have they had you laughing so hard you cried? Please share it with us!